Barack’s Crazy Uncle Speaks…

Hah! Iz more like my krazy nephew surface in Amerika! I am uncle that liberated Auschwitz. Troops in vanguard was Armenian Brigade not Amerikanski Brigade. Silly Barack -very poor in subject political geography. Slava Partiya! Never mind Auschwitz -Moi nephew needs liberation frum Dimwitz! Attic -schmattik! I lived upstairs in Kremlin. Old Russian insult iz “make soup out of him”!

Da! “Bisque de Barack” iz hot stuff but red and all wet!

New heroic slogan! “Obamunists of all countries unite! You have nothing to lose but everything you’ve got! Ourrrah!”

Iz glorious!

Now -must go, iz important stuff to make 5 year plan of special action middle classes liquidation sale. Special deport order. Big stuff!

Hey! Depraved thought -If Hills dahlink doesn’t beat moi nephew, (in election not in combined vodka drinking and mud wrestling -sicko!) she could have job as heroic overalls and tractor model! Da! For evening wear -just turn on headlamps! HaHa!

Do sveedahnia tovarischie!

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