Grievance Reporting with Hope’N’Chage Operating System


By Red Square
2/26/2009, 10:56 pm

To automate the growing number of grievances, reduce paperwork, and bring the grievance collecting into the 21st century, the Obama Administration has created a new agency, the U.S. Department of Grievances, linked with other agencies and taxpayers through the newly launched 2009 Hope’N’Chage Operating System.

Given that the most optimistic evaluation of Obama’s stimulus plan included this language, “If we do everything right, there’s still a 30 percent chance we’ll get it wrong,” and that the government’s record of “getting everything right” is shaky at best, the new department’s current goal is to prepare for the impending “30%” outcome.

If you and your family find yourself among the 30-percenters, you may submit your Grievance Report, which the government will redress within the limits of its estimated efficiency rate of 70%.
To make sure your report receives the utmost attention, the Obama Administration hired an experienced report handler from Microsoft who has successfully handled millions of error reports from Windows users in the last 15 years.

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